Umm I'm too high to move.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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