okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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