I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
