walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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