I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
