At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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