we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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