so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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