I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
