He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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