Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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