Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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