Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
