using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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