Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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