yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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