used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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