My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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