it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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