Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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