why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
