? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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