I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Randomize