i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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