i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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