last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She swung at the pinata with crutches
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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