Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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