508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
There's always time for handjobs
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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