he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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