Small penises have feelings too.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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