is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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