were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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