I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is it because I queefed?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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