We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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