I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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