So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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