brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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