My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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