We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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