That's when you crack a 10am beer
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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