Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Tell her she can't have a vagina
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
pop tarts are not kleenex
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
