You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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