Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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