Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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