Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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