Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
try to milk me bitch
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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