Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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