ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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