there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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