Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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