i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you would pick up someone in the library
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
