yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
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