She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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