I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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